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Employee Demotivational Poster


RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."




THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly




OXYMORON - A good example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time




EMPLOYEES HYGIENE -




Chow Down -




Supersize That? -




customer service -


TAGS: customer service employees underpaid overworked
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 11:01 pm
And it's not just Walmart. I worked for TJX, and I've never seen a company treat their employees with such vicious, backhanded, treatment, beginning with empty promises. It was an utter nightmare.
lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 12:17 pm

I dunno, guys. I've been shopping at Wally World for many years and I have never been met with anything less than enthusiastic assistance. I can't imagine what it would be like to work in a warehouse-sized job site, walking miles each day, for so little.
fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 11:34 am
Gosh! If you don't like your job, the pay, or the benefits, quit and go somewhere else to work. It's not like you didn't know all this when you started to work there. Short version:If you don't like where you are, go somewhere else that would have you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 1:16 am
Their laziness is due to what I call the "cold war strike." They're paid crappy wages, they give lousy customer service; employers subtract work hours, employees subtract customer service. So, at one time, they might've been, but not anymore :-D
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
My exact thoughts. I s'pose Walmart has some hard workers, but overworked (?)
RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:00 pm
Nice. But I'm really having difficulty with the "overworked" part with respect to a Walmart employee. I mean, really...


multitasking -


TAGS: boss multitasking computer email employees
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true cloudchaser!
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 11:44 am
Labor saving devices save a lot of time, but all we do with that time is more work instead of enjoying it


Corporate Fat Cats -


TAGS: corporate fat cats customers employees
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 12:38 am
Good job.
CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
I wouldn't worry about pe-cahn, pe-can, I'd just make pie


UNLOCKING SUCCESS -


TAGS: motifake business motivational suggetsion employees management
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:41 am
Well, soon enough, you'll be drinking alcohol for the right reasons.... but it won't help here.
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:38 am
Yes, I'm quite wired. I just can't seem to pass out at the moment.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:33 am
Wired?
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:23 am
What brings me anywhere? lol Insomnia. I was just looking over my old comments and decided to do some follow up where necessary. I seriously can't sleep right now. Wired.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:11 am
Hi Bart! What brought you here? LOL
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 2:41 am
You can't have a copy of the kamasutra with just words...you have to see the exact way to bend your leg when doing the "Cosmic Crow Greets the Morning Dew." Therefore, yes, the sketches were suggestions...instructions...
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:18 pm
As a law student i like the labor law reference in that, thx.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:08 pm
Did they come with suggestions, or were the pictures the suggestion?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
lol I guess I shouldn't have stuffed the box with all those pornographic sketches. 5/5


AND THE AWARD GOES TO -


TAGS: employee of the year awards
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
Are you watching me?? >_>
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
Epic.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:10 pm
Thank you! Thank you! It was an honor just to be nominated! Ooops! *click*


TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES - Hey, they asked for the abuse !!!!




BECAUSE - it tasted like crap.




Ahhh -


TAGS: best employee knows how to pass the buck allocate content satisfaction
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:05 am
Sorry rerun, never meant to rat ya out. Thanks for the lol lg.
MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:03 am
Thanks 'cern
lgvernon - April 7, 2016, 8:22 pm

Whatever it is, Rerun did it.
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:50 pm
nice, UP yours


Inspected By #2 -


TAGS: gun inspection employee number one
Rating: 4.3/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:48 am
Wait 'til she learns that genetically she'll always be "heavy-set"... for life! So-much for that dream of being the next Sophia Vergara or Eva Longoria... You'll be extremely-lucky if you slim-down to being the next America Fererra!
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:21 pm
That's 2 things right...teehee.
Cloudy - January 30, 2016, 2:34 am
She's doing one thing right. Fingers outside the trigger guard


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